Things that make me laugh

When my phone mooos

Why does my phone moo? Because I got a message! I just like the sound (at least when it’s not behind me in an outhouse at 3 am). I think it’s the incongruity of living in a place like Dallas and hearing a “moo” that makes me laugh. Or maybe the it’s looks on people’s faces when they hear it. Bewildered, confused, disbelieving, hysterically funny, ROTFLMAO… all good ways to describe that look.

That button on the MySpace bulletin page

Not Reply To Poster; the other one, on the right: Delete From Friends. Every time I get to the bottom of a bulletin, I see that button, and I wonder what on earth someone could put in a bulletin that would make you think “OMG! I have to delete this person from my friends IMMEDIATELY! There’s no time to go through the long, drawn-out process of EDITING my friends! DELETE THEM NOW!” AAAAAAhhhhhhhh!

The lyrics to It’s a Jungle Out There (Theme song for the TV show Monk)

This song makes me laugh every time I hear it. It could be the witty lyrics by the inimitable Randy Newman, or his voice that sounds so full of worry, or it could just be because it’s about a man who is so afraid of EVERYTHING that he can barely move.

It’s a jungle out there
Disorder and confusion everywhere
No one seems to care
Well I do
Hey! Who’s in charge here?
It’s a jungle out there
Poison in the very air we breathe
Do you know what’s in the water that you drink?
Well I do, and it’s amazing
People think I’m crazy, ’cause I worry all the time
If you paid attention, you’d be worried too
You better pay attention
Or this world we love so much might just kill you
I could be wrong now,
but I don’t think so!
‘Cause there’s a jungle out there.
It’s a jungle out there.

The Big Bang Theory

The TV show, not the actual scientific theory. I guess it’s because I spend so much time laughing at people who are dumber than me; it’s nice to laugh at people who are smarter than me! Sadly, I’m enough of a nerd that I understand most of the jokes…

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