Position available: best friend.
Qualifications: Honest, loyal, dependable, loving, available, and a good listener. Willing to make small talk, keep big secrets, or just be quiet with me. Must be brave. Should be able to give hugs on demand.
Pay: no monetary gain
Benefits: Reciprocation of all required qualifications. Track record of long-lasting friendship.
Opportunities for advancement: Promotions possible, based on job performance.
Duration: As long as you are willing to stay. Maybe a lifetime.